Fucked up and confused

Lets run away, my dear
  • Me: *self harms and constantly causing myself pain*
  • Me: *stubs toe*
  • Me: Goddamn fuckity fuck shit motherfucking ass fuck that hurt like a bitch.

Bad metalhead pickup lines

witchesvalley:

thrashyphil:

“Hey baby, I wanna take you South of Heaven…”

“I think you can use that Mouth For War for something more…”

“Are you Sandman? Because I wanna enter you…”

“I’ll take you to Oblivion until you scream Blood and Thunder…”

“I’m gonna Use My Third Arm on you tonight baby…”

Sorry guys.

“Baby, wanna be the master of my puppet?”

“You’re so sexy, you’ve got me sweating bullets…”

“Girl, I wanna be your Invader.”